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Brother:I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me:Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother:Really?
Me:Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother:???
Me:... fine as hell.
— 4 months ago with 131747 notes

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million, via tyleroakley)

— 4 months ago with 275268 notes

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

yep

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via benedictcumberbatch)

— 5 months ago with 450212 notes